My father would be proud. Not my finest moment.
- Me: When does the movie start?
- Vegas: Fifteen minutes .
- Me: We have almost a whole pizza left.
- Vegas: We will be fine. It's a piece of cake.
- Me: You mean...it's a piece of pizza.
- Vegas: What?
- Me: Nothing. Bad joke.
- Vegas: Oh! I get it. Pizza cake. (Fake laugh.)
