“I AM NOT A VIRGIN!”
This is the quote to sum up the night.
Shouted by Bartender after a whole slew of other things were said because his boss got drunk and started harrassing me for liking my bartender. Then the other female bartender jumped in to say I should ignore the boss. That my bartender is a nice guy. But, she thinks he’s fucking virgin.
Only, it’s after closing. Lights are on. Music is off. And the bar is still filled with regulars. So, he was just defending his pride.ㅋㅋ
In other news, now the entire bar knows it has been one year and two months since he got laid. Yep. Fun night all around. Not sure who was a brighter shade of red. Me, having had five Long Beach Iced Teas and a few shots, or him. Having his manhood challenged. You’d think the answer would be obvious, but I am not so sure. Needless to say, I love my bar. And all of the bartenders. Though, I love my bartender the most. Haha.
