January 2011
19 posts
A short update.
I was going to write a longer one, but I ended up spending the late hours of last night and the early hours of this morning rolling around in a hotel bed with a man claiming to be Park Jisung’s brother. (Lie. I am not a tourist, boy. I know these things.) But he was hot. And had money.* And he went down. Four times. And I am not complaining.
In other news, I almost vomited all over Hot Guy...
Off-topic: DOUBLE FUCKING OVERTIME.
I cannot even express how AWESOME it was that we tied the game in the FIRST overtime with something like 20 seconds left on the clock. The entire bar erupted. I swear. Hot Guy and I did a double high five after I smacked him on the waist because we were so excited. He was on his feet, fuck, the entire bar was on its feet. I was dying. We all were screaming.
And then.
The double overtime.
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P.S.
I might have gone to COEX on my lunch break to buy Seungri’s new album. It’s so sexy and sparkly. Then I might have gotten us bombass Big Bang tickets that same night. Let me just say, if Seungri falls for me on 2/27, I’m totally willing to give up the actor resolution and accept a singer instead. Just saying…
Wednesday approaches...and so does my return to...
1. What happens with a table full of rich, cute guys tells you to PICK ONE and then you all get wasted together?
2. How do you deal with an English speaking ‘translator’ trying to pick you up via phone while you’re on a date with someone who doesn’t speak English?
3. Who is The Hulk and when does he come out to play?
4. What steps have been taken to secure an actor...
I think I am starting to date a Hulk. (At least,...
I use the term ‘dating’ loosely. We’re taking it slow, I presume. Extremely slow. I have had no time to breathe, much less time to write about my sex and dating life. Yesterday I spent 11hours and 45minutes at my office without leaving the premises. Things should be less stressful this weekend. I hope. At least. All I have to say is this:
김 수한무 거북이와 두루미
삼천갑자동방삭
치치카포 사리사리 센타
...
“When you write about me, tell them I was awesome. Tell them I was cooler than I...”
– The REC.
Hot Guy.
Tonight I went out with him and a few other coworkers. It was us three girls and him. The conversation turned to sex. I heard a few juicy details about his love life here in Korea. I shared Everland. I shared my Model/Masseuse story that I haven’t penned yet. What can I say. We were drunk. Haha.
Before any of this happened, however, we were leaving work. On the way out, my female coworker...
A model, masseuse and an American walk into a...
My post-New Year dating/texting experiences have been at once hilarious and terrible. It bodes well for the new year. Yesterday, I Love You Boy sent me my own picture to my phone with “I LOVE YOU” and a few hearts. Because I didn’t know what I looked like. It was very nice of him to remind me. When I chose to ignore it, he sent another one a few hours later. Again, my picture....
Resolutions.
Here we go.
Every year I pledge to stop biting my nails. It’s been going on since I was 2 and I’ve been pledging for as long as I can remember. I fail. Every year. Usually within the same day, though once, I made it for three months. (None of that ‘it takes 21 days to break a habit’ bullshit. I can last way more than 21 days and still relapse like a pro.) This year, I...
Date time.
Hair done. Make-up on. Confirmation text sent (earlier today.)
I Love You Boy: ^^♥PM7 ^&^
I Love You Boy: ~
I Love You Boy: ♥~
Me: Haha yes. I will see you at 7.
I Love You Boy: ♪ ♪ ☆^^~♥
I mean, what cultural language problem? Clearly, we both speak the language of love symbols.
Here goes nothing. Bye.
I leave you with this, Tumblr. Can you translate it?
^^~~~~~^%^ ####...
Full circle.
We are meeting at 7pm tomorrow. We will meet in Hongdae, incidentally, at The Bartender’s club. (It’s where we met Friday night. Bartender was absent, we went in.) It took ALL DAY to get to these plans. I wouldn’t change them for the world, if only because they seem to promise hilarity, fun and confusion all in one go. Sounds like a good way to start the new year.
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Me: Hey...
December 2010
35 posts
Sunday plans.
Okay, I guess he’s legit and wasn’t just drunk texting me. He wanted to meet today, but I had plans. Read: I am making ramyeun with Spam and eggs and Tom Yam paste instead of the packet that comes with it. Then I am going to eat my delicious meal and watch a drama or two.
But, tomorrow, my Sunday night plans were canceled, so I guess I’m meeting him? He seemed like a nice,...
Texts that I have received today.
5:37am — [heart heart] I LOVE YOU ^^..
7:44am — ~~ ^^
10:00am — When is your birthday?
10:21am — Are you free today, Grace^^?…[heart]
10:22am — I [heart]^^ LOVE YOU Grace
I dunno. Gonna go out on a limb and say I made an impression. I always knew I was a good kisser, but this just amazing. I think my favorite has to either be 7:44 or 10:00. I’ve...
5am text.
Any night that ends with: [heart heart] I love you!!! is a brilliant night in my book.
Made out with two Kboys. One was hot and a dick. The other was nerdy and cute and I got his number.
I may not have gotten a kiss at midnight, but the makeout sessions surely made up for it.
I also had a guy try to pick me up with the line, “So. How about the two of us just go back to your place.”
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